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Offline Conrad

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First Christmas Joke
« on: December 06, 2012, 08:50:13 AM »
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ... an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman.
 
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
 
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
 
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.’
 
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
 
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
 
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?’
 
The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'
 
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 09:08:30 AM »
 :rotflmao: good one!

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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2012, 09:18:38 AM »
Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2012, 12:02:14 PM »
Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Good one too!

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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 12:29:29 PM »
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Offline ZG

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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 12:52:11 PM »
 ;D

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Re: First Christmas Joke
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2012, 06:23:05 PM »
More Eggnog............the old "new" Christmas jokes are in the air! And still funny
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