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Offline Conrad

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The Gold Urinal
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:29:37 AM »
Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill if he could use his bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill. "I found out who peed in your saxophone."
 
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Re: The Gold Urinal
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 09:58:34 AM »
 :rotflmao: Good one!

Offline Slideways

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Re: The Gold Urinal
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 06:18:31 PM »
I almost peed myself. Just forwarded it to five of my full time musician friends, who will in turn forward it to...... This could go viral.
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