For the aviator..  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clear-Chrome-Frame-WWII-RAF-Aviator-Motorcycle-Moped-Scooter-Biker-Helmet-Goggle-/161390827792?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AConcours+14&hash=item2593a49910&vxp=mtr

Chrome license plate holder... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chrome-Metal-Deluxe-Motorcycle-License-Plate-Frame-Custom-Lic-Tag-Fastener-/111069833784?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AConcours+14&hash=item19dc472a38&vxp=mtr

Chrome sunglasses... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Steampunk-Chrome-Frame-Padded-UV-Strap-Goggle-Sunglasses-Tactical-War-Game-Party-/361019668683?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AConcours+14&hash=item540e72f8cb&vxp=mtr

Carb cleaning needles (my favorite)  http://www.ebay.com/itm/10-x-Carburetor-Carbon-Dirt-Remove-Cleaning-Needles-7-x-Steel-brush-For-Suzuki-/311051884941?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AConcours+14&hash=item486c23198d&vxp=mtr

And I haven't got off the first page yet...

chrome Nazi helmet would be even better yet.. 

Another good one!

Here's a must have for those of us wanting a side license plate..

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Side-Mount-License-Plate-Bracket-Tail-Light-Frame-For-Harley-Sportster-XL-/321490699125?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AConcours+14&hash=item4ada56c375&vxp=mtr

You just want to write them and say how the hell did you come up with this fitting a C14 and have HD in the same listing you ignorant  !

chrome Nazi helmet would be even better yet.. 

Where's the spike on top?
That'd be stylin!

Here you go...

that license plate frame had 183 watchers when I looked. Why do you "watch" that? Either you need it or you don't. Do you honestly think its going to get cheaper if you watch it?

There's many 'funny' things with ebay.  I'm not sure what a watcher is as I don't frequent ebay enough I suppose..  So there must be a demand for that helmet although God knows why...  It's absolutely useless in a get off.

Pickelhaube is different than the Stahlhelm helmet. Different eras.

I might just have to get that chrome license plate holder.  Our plates are flimsy and can tear just from the wind flapping them around.  With all the chrome lettering and other accents that come on our bikes, and chrome looks good on black bikes.

I know you were trying to make a joke, but I didn't want my bike look like an adventure bike so I went with the chrome canyon cages and saddle bag guards.  Everyone compliments the bike.   

Chrome....