I can hardly wait for my ObamaCar.
An ObamaCar.... Hmmm...
It would take five times as long to develop as any other car.
The first 1,000 of them wouldn't work at all and would have to be replaced under warranty.
The development cost would be 100 times that of any other car ever made.
It would be a car that starts off as one type of vehicle and changes to another over a few years of running it.
It would be cheap to buy because it costs little but yet tremendously expensive because everyone else pays for it.
It would monitor everything you do and report it back to every Federal agency.
You couldn't own it, but just rent it.
Its country of origin would be in dispute.
Its paint color would be grey (neither dark or light colors offered).
It would include insurance, but not necessarily what you want.
It would run on gas that changed price depending on what you could supposedly "afford".
Upkeep and mechanical maintenance would be outsourced to some other country.
The car would have an autonomous mode that would ignore any traffic rules it thinks doesn't apply.
Anyone would be allowed to drive it, even if they have no license.
It wouldn't have any keys or locks, and if you try to install them, it calls maintenance to come remove them.
It would qualify for "cash for clunkers" in just a few years and sell back for more than it cost to make.
There would be a great car support website that solicits improvement suggestions and pretty much ignores them all.
You mean something like that? (Oh and a BushAcar would be just as miserable, and in many of the same ways but also in different ways)
