Everybody wants to tell you what you shouldn't eat. Where's the list of replacements? And I know they're not gonna taste as good, but I'd like to see the list anyway ... cuz I can't survive on spinach and water.

Look for the global warming connection.

Look for the global warming connection.

I don't want this to go to the arena but +1

I was being nice. 

Everybody wants to tell you what you shouldn't eat. Where's the list of replacements? And I know they're not gonna taste as good, but I'd like to see the list anyway ... cuz I can't survive on spinach and water.

Popeye could.  ggggg ggg ggg gggggg gah....

hey, way back butter was bad..... eat margerine... oops, now thets bad, go back to eating butter....

coffe's bad for ya mmmmmmkayyy.... oh wait, coffe in moderation is good now... whuuuut?

oh, eat freshwaterbfish... mmm kayyyy...... oh wait, freshwater fish are all contaminated with PCB's and maercury... you can only eat it twice a month....
 sounds like a tampon commercial.... to me...



hmmmm red wine causes cancer..... but today, a glass of red wine offers metabolites and good things... wowo...

sniffing glue was bad.. always.... sniffing glue is still bad, so is paint fumes and hightest gasoline... oh, wait, we have no more Sunoco 260 to sniff...
drat.


let's go out, dig forest rat holes, live in them gnawing roots....



food for thought... "modern(I.e those that walknupright) have opposing thumbs... why?

so we can use cuttlery to slice up red meat and eat it.. in masive quantities...
oh, and also so we can hold primitive sticks, and club baby seals....... and eat them also.... mmmmmm blubber.....
any questions?

Food for thought?

Nope, that's carcinogenic too.

http://youtu.be/puM1eT15NYw

The news gave me some motivation for a little self assessment and deep thought.   So after carefully considering the alternatives, I grilled up two New York Strips!

The news gave me some motivation for a little self assessment and deep thought.   So after carefully considering the alternatives, I grilled up two New York Strips!

With mushrooms and onions sautéed in real  butter right?

With mushrooms and onions sautéed in real  butter right?

Regretfully not, for health reasons I just had a loaded baked potato and two fingers of scotch

Regretfully not, for health reasons I just had a loaded baked potato and two fingers of scotch

I like the way you think!

I went by King Soopers (Krogers here) last night to pick up fixings for BLT's... then I remembered that bacon would give me cancer. 

Then I had those warm and fuzzy childhood memories of my favorite meal growing up in Hawaii... so I had pan fried Spam, Kraft Mac and Cheese, and corn!  Man, was that even better!!!!! 

oh, eat freshwaterbfish... mmm kayyyy...... oh wait, freshwater fish are all contaminated with PCB's and maercury... you can only eat it twice a month....
 sounds like a tampon commercial.... to me...

I don't know what 'maercury' is, but it doesn't sound very good for you.   


PUI

I went by King Soopers (Krogers here) last night to pick up fixings for BLT's... then I remembered that bacon would give me cancer. 

Then I had those warm and fuzzy childhood memories of my favorite meal growing up in Hawaii... so I had pan fried Spam, Kraft Mac and Cheese, and corn!  Man, was that even better!!!!! 

Mmmmm, bacon. Causing cancer? Maybe you're using it wrong?

All these years of incorrect product utilization, I feel ashamed.

All these years of incorrect product utilization, I feel ashamed.

It's not too late you know?

Agreed, likely need to shift from "AM" to "PM" usage 

There's a point at which "healthy lifestyle" impinges on quality of life.  Nothing I can think of would irritate me more than having to choke down a salad, then get run over by a truck.  If that same truck hit me after I walk out of Five Guys after a triple bacon cheeseburger, at least I enjoyed my last moments of life.

I'm a hardcore carnivore, so I say;

Vegetables are what food eats.

I'm a secondary vegetarian; I let the animals the the veggies, then I eat the animals.

Meat left out too long turns green; most vegetables start out green.  I'm not taking any chances.

To vegetarians: Your food grows in what my food dumps.

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?

If animals aren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?

Vegetarian - old indian word meaning "bad hunter".



Good health is just the slowest rate at which you can die.  All these healthy people are going to feel really silly years from now when they're in the hospital dying of nothing....