I thought this thread was just for old cranky guys but I found something that I can contribute too! Not sure but maybe that makes me cranky too, and I am already old.....
So who's idea was it to cut all the paper towels in the entire world in half so I can never get ONE paper towel? I usually get 1/2, which is not enough to wipe up whatever slop / spill / face- grease problem I had in the first place but the rest of the time I get 1 1/2 which is more than I need to wipe up. We have been making paper towels forever but now we have to 'improve' them so that one gets just the size one needs- Dammit, I need a ONE PAPER TOWEL size paper towel, not 1/2 sheet and not 1 1/2 sheets! So far, hunting all around the paper towel dept. has yielded a few but sufficient number of packages that were not 'select- a- size' but as of today, I could only find the new- fangled ones.
I cannot wait until that genius gets to the toilet paper and cuts all the squares in half...... If I ever find out where he / she lives, I may stop by and make his / her mailbox 'select- a- size' by pouring concrete in the half he / she is not using!
So how'd I do- cranky enough?