I had replaced a neighbours central vac unit with a new one they had purchased then said I would haul the old one away the next time I was taking a load to the dump. So today was dump day and off I went. Got to the dump and took the vac unit out of the trunk and put it beside the car while I unloaded the trailer.

A civic worker who was obviously a fairly recent immigrant came by to check I was wasn't pitching out any banned items when he spied the vac unit....what is that he inquired.....I said a central vac unit for your home.....does it still work he asks.....so this is what my wife doesn't think is funny....yes I said but it's like a married women...lots of noise but not much suck......I should have come up with another story when I was having a little chuckle to myself after the second glass of wine....

I'll be singing Elvis tonight.......If you're lonely tonight......LOL it was worth it.....

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The truth always hurts.
Loneliness is vastly underrated.
At least you'll get a good nights sleep. 

Some people never learn...

 

 

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Not with on eye open spying for danger

So now it gets better....my wife drops by the neighbours who thank her and I for taking care of the vacuflo unit.....so she relates the story of the dump and the husband is drinking coffee and then spews it out at the punch line.....so now it's taking on a life of it's own.....love it....wish there was video.....

If you thought there wasn't much suck before...

That's funny, but it may be a long cold winter....

What were ya thinking?