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A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« on: February 07, 2013, 01:27:36 PM »
This is a must read for all Texans, Used-to-be Texans, Adopted Texans or Wannabe Texans:

JUST TEXAS
Comfort, Texas
Friendship, Texas
Paradise, Texas
Pep, Texas
Rainbow, Texas
Smiley, Texas
Sweet Home, Texas

Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas
Sundown, Texas
Sunray, Texas
Sunrise, Texas
Sunset, Texas
Sunny Side, Texas

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas
Noodle, Texas
Oatmeal, Texas
Orange, Texas
Pearland, Texas
Rice, Texas
Salty, Texas
Sugarland, Texas
Sweetwater, Texas
Trout, Texas
And top it off with
Turkey, Texas

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Boston, Texas
Cleveland, Texas
Colorado City, Texas
Columbus, Texas
Denver City, Texas
Detroit, Texas
Klondike, Texas
Memphis, Texas
Miami, Texas
Nevada, Texas
Pasadena, Texas
Reno, Texas
Santa Fe, Texas
Tennessee Colony, Texas

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Athens, Texas
Canadian, Texas
China, Texas
Egypt, Texas
Ireland, Texas
Italy, Texas
London, Texas
New London, Texas
Paris, Texas
Palestine, Texas
Turkey, Texas

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas

We even have a city named after our state
Texas City, Texas

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas

Cold?
Blanket, Texas
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Alamo, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Robert Lee, Texas
Santa Anna, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas

Want to go into outer space?
Mars, Texas
Venus, Texas

You guessed it, it's on the state line
Texline, Texas

For the kids
Elmo, Texas
Kermit, Texas
Nemo, Texas
Sylvester, Texas
Tarzan, Texas
Winnie, Texas


Other city names in Texas, to make you smile
Best, Texas
Veribest, Texas
Bigfoot, Texas
Cactus, Texas
Dime Box, Texas
Old Dime Box, Texas
Frognot, Texas
Hogeye, Texas
Kickapoo, Texas
Notrees, Texas
Telephone, Texas
Telegraph, Texas
Twitty, Texas
Whiteface, Texas

And our favorites
Cut n Shoot, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Gun Barrell City, Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
and, of course,
Muleshoe, Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you may live in Texas

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Texas

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Texas

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Texas

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Texas

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Texas

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Texas

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, and you're going 80, and everybody's passing you,
you may live in Texas

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,'
you may live in Texas

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends,
you definitely live in Texas

Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas
Beaumont to El Paso - 742 miles
Beaumont to Chicago - 770 miles
El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas

World's first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883

The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water.
(Destroyed by Hurricane Ike -2008! )

The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full time coach at Rice University in Houston

Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America

Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes

Jalapeno jelly originated in the town of Lake Jackson in 1978

The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane,
in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island

The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was "Houston,"
but the space center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time

The King Ranch in South Texas is larger than the state of Rhode Island

Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43” in 24 hours
in and around Alvin, Texas in July of 1979

Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by treaty (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S. Flag

A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old

Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state

Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper

 Texas has had six capital cities:
Washington on the Brazos
Harrisburg
Galveston
Velasco
West Columbia
and
Austin

The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S.  that is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. (by 7 feet)

The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington monument

The name 'Texas ' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning friends.
Tejas is not Spanish for Texas

The State Mascot is the Armadillo (An interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females)

The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston

Cowboy's Ten Commandments
Posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas:
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin.'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8. Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all git all that? Pretty cool!!
 



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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 06:20:57 PM »
Yeah I spent some time in Texas

I hope to never see another  STAR again 


Stars , Stars and more Stars  everywhere you look they have Stars.

Thanks for the info though you got everything , now I see why they want to become their own country. ;)
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 06:34:49 PM »
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 07:02:34 PM »
Being a Texan is a lot better than wanting to be one. ;)

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2013, 07:44:54 PM »
I would move back if the right opportunity came along. Grew up in Denver City, lived in Arlington. I love Texas and the friendly traditional people of the lone star state...

DON"T MESS WITH TEXAS!  ;)

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2013, 10:00:01 PM »
Hell yeah, that's some good information right there!  :thumbs:

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 07:24:53 AM »
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 02:15:03 PM »
No love for Texas?? :o

Nah, jealousy.

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 02:28:18 PM »
Being a Texan is a lot better than wanting to be one. ;)

+1  8)

I lived in Houston/Katy from 1979 to 2007.  Man, I miss it.
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 09:17:45 PM »
Our Governor Goodhair is our greatest asset.
In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2013, 04:17:47 AM »
+1  8)

I lived in Houston/Katy from 1979 to 2007.  Man, I miss it.






You must miss sitting in traffic for hours and hours and hours , I hate BIG cities ...
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2013, 05:36:08 AM »


You must miss sitting in traffic for hours and hours and hours , I hate BIG cities ...

The traffic never bothered me... I do miss fresh seafood, fresh hot HEB tortillas, Taste Of Texas, TexMex, Los Cucos, real BBQ, Southwest Houston's Little China, being able to find anything and everything within an hours drive.  8)
Rob
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2013, 05:41:44 AM »
No love for Texas?? :o

Nope..........
and I'll just leave it at that.....
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2013, 05:57:21 AM »
You can't just leave it at that. Inquiring minds want to know.

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2013, 07:49:53 AM »
The traffic never bothered me... I do miss fresh seafood, fresh hot HEB tortillas, Taste Of Texas, TexMex, Los Cucos, real BBQ, Southwest Houston's Little China, being able to find anything and everything within an hours drive.  8)

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2013, 07:51:23 AM »
Yeah, that's like someone saying they hate you and you ask them why and they say they won't tell you. Nutso.

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2013, 08:46:04 AM »
+1  8)

I lived in Houston/Katy from 1979 to 2007.  Man, I miss it.

I moved from Victoria to Katy in 1996.  Heck, most subdivisions here are bigger than Victoria!
But it's a good place to live.

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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2013, 12:41:09 PM »
I lived off of Katy Hockley Cutoff and Morton Ranch.  When we had our house built, there was nothing out there... *BOOM*  We couldn't see the stars at night anymore due to the light pollution... houses everywhere... Katy Mills went in, Walmart... that really changed the area.  The Brookshire Brothers was THE place until then... LOL!!!

Where I live now is like what Katy was going thru... except at a larger scale... schools aren't near as good... people aren't as friendly either.     
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2013, 07:16:33 AM »
You can't just leave it at that. Inquiring minds want to know.

Yeah, that's like someone saying they hate you and you ask them why and they say they won't tell you. Nutso.

If I replied in my usual "shop floor" manner, this topic would head to the arena real fast! 

On a side note, yes I've met some fine folks from the state of Texas & we've got friends that live in the DFW area. Yes, there's also some beautiful scenery around the Big Bend area! 

But, more than not; big state = big egos.  Ex: while driving along the perimeter road of Grand Lake Colorado quite a few yrs. ago, my brother pointed out one of the lakeside homes w/ 3 ft tall neon light on the side of the home up near the peak of the roof, that was shaped in the outline of the state of Texas.  He was living there at the time & told me that it's on year round & visible from miles away. Felt sorry for the neighboring cottages.
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Re: A must read for Texans or Texan wannabees
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2013, 08:16:40 AM »
Well I am glad to know that small states don't have idiots living there. Maybe I'll move there one day.