How to fail breathalizer

[Rhino]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=633673356691631

[ZG]

 

[gPink]

That's funny in any language. 

[B.D.F.]

 

My all- time favorite drunk video: 2001 A Drunk Odyssey Worlds Drunkest Guy Ever Cant Stand Up but Wants More Beer 

That guy has the three qualities that really stand out; he is tenacious, he is drunk, and he is tenacious. I would have given him a full three- tenacity rating but he did not actually PROCURE the beer he was after. Still, in the face of such unrelenting forces such as gravity and drunkenness of unusual levels, I give him full credit for stumbling out of the store successfully. A lesser man would just lie in a pool of his own [put bodily fluid here] and wait for the ambulance.

Whoever put the music to that video was a genius IMO. :-)

Brian

[Rhino]

  I agree, the music was genus.

[Son of Pappy]

If only he had grabbed 2 cases

[Slideways]

I like the fact that the cop doesn't take himself so seriuosly that he can't laugh.

[C14lvr]

Lmao! Lol

Hilarious!

[B.D.F.]

But I bet he did not take it with such jocularity that he could not find his handcuffs a few minutes later, either. :-)

Brian

I like the fact that the cop doesn't take himself so seriuosly that he can't laugh.

[B.D.F.]

My very favorite point is where he grabs the bowl on the counter in a 'last gasp' bid to not fall down. It did not work as the bowl was not firmly attached to the counter but notice how he did not drop it either. Yep, tenacity!

Brian

If only he had grabbed 2 cases

[gPink]

I wonder if he drove himself the beer store?

[B.D.F.]

Why not? He had trouble standing and walking but he seemed to have sitting and reclining mostly under control....

Brian

I wonder if he drove himself the beer store?

[Son of Pappy]

I wonder if he drove himself the beer store?

Nope, the driver couldn't make it to the door.

[Rhino]

I like the fact that the cop doesn't take himself so seriuosly that he can't laugh.

Me too.

[Leo]

I wonder if he drove himself the beer store?

I watched the drunken Irishman across the street drive his jeep up the lawn next to his driveway, and fall on the ground getting out.  He then crawls to the front door and cannot get the front door unlocked, as he was kneeling there a while.   After he took a rest sitting against his handrails, he crawled back to the jeep on his hands and knees.  After managing to climb in, he got it started and backed out over his driveway reflectors and drove away. 

Never underestimate the resolve of a drunk that has not yet passed out.