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Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« on: May 16, 2014, 06:28:01 PM »
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2014, 06:42:02 PM »
My kind of girl :thumbs: :thumbs:
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2014, 07:24:45 PM »
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2014, 08:20:28 PM »
sounds great to me. am sick of the other version being forced upon me
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2014, 08:40:37 PM »
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2014, 08:47:42 PM »
Epic.....I wonder if there are others that might be straight?
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2014, 10:49:39 PM »
I'm sure that there are.  In fact, I personally know one who is.
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2014, 05:03:47 AM »
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That's crazy stuff!
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2014, 09:39:27 AM »
  I really don't care. ::)
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2014, 10:00:42 AM »
Hey, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Personally, I have always been a strong supporter of heterosexual women.

As a heterosexual male, our big day seems to be the day we 'went in' rather than came out.

 :rotflmao:

Brian

Quote from: tweeter55 on May 16, 2014, 06:28:01 PM
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/04/10/female-softball-player-comes-out-as-straight/
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2014, 10:01:38 AM »
Sure- and right now, you are picturing them in the shower, after the big game, aren't you Brian...... YOU PIG!

:-)

Brian

Quote from: Pokey on May 16, 2014, 08:47:42 PM
Epic.....I wonder if there are others that might be straight?
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2014, 10:23:23 AM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on May 17, 2014, 10:01:38 AM
Sure- and right now, you are picturing them in the shower, after the big game, aren't you Brian...... YOU PIG!

:-)

Brian

And it STILL doesn't make him a bad guy....... :thumbs:
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2014, 01:31:01 PM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on May 17, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
Hey, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Personally, I have always been a strong supporter of heterosexual women.

As a heterosexual male, our big day minute seems to be the day minute  we 'went in' rather than came out.

 :rotflmao:

Brian
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2014, 02:23:20 PM »
Quote from: DonB on May 16, 2014, 08:20:28 PM
sounds great to me. am sick of the other version being forced upon me

Really?..are you still able to rise to the occasion?   ;D

I'm not sure that everyone here realizes that the The Daily Currant is a satirical newspaper. 
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2014, 04:45:21 PM »
 :doh: ;)
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 05:35:38 PM »
What are you saying Marty, there is NOT one, single heterosexual human playing in female softball? Are you saying heterosexual women can NOT throw as hard or hit as hard as homosexual women? Great- you burst another bubble in a string of false beliefs starting with Mr. Clause and ending.... well, I do not know where it will end but I am alarmed to say the least.

I think this whole thread is satirical.

Brian

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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2014, 12:35:48 AM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on May 17, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
What are you saying Marty, there is NOT one, single heterosexual human playing in female softball? Are you saying heterosexual women can NOT throw as hard or hit as hard as homosexual women?

You should have been a politician Brian.  ;D   I'm saying that there are none bragging about it.

Quote from: B.D.F. on May 17, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
I think this whole thread is satirical.

I certainly hope so!  :rotflmao:
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2014, 06:39:59 AM »
The sad truth!!!!  'Nuf said!!!!  :rotflmao:
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Re: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2014, 06:50:37 AM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on May 17, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
Hey, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Personally, I have always been a strong supporter of heterosexual women.

As a heterosexual male, our big day seems to be the day we 'went in' rather than came out.

 :rotflmao:

Brian

 :rotflmao:  3 times!
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