Galaxy S5.  I've got a smart phone and don't know how to use it....yet.  Basically I got it for the apps.  Not going to watch movies, prefer the large screen for that.  Ain't gonna listen to music.  Not going to get email on it.  I don't need to be in touch that bad and probably won't text either.  I've got a Galaxy S5 for Dummies book but I have no clue where I left it.  It's in the house somewhere...I think.

No movies, music, email, text or staying in touch.... going to use it as a door stop?

As you get used to it, You'll use it more than you think.
Texting is just part of life nowadays. That's the only way to communicate with half of people.
Load up some Angry Birds and get ready to zone out.

No movies, music, email, text or staying in touch.... going to use it as a door stop?

Basically bought it for the apps and taking pictures.  It's too light to use as a door stop.

As you get used to it, You'll use it more than you think.
Texting is just part of life nowadays. That's the only way to communicate with half of people.
Load up some Angry Birds and get ready to zone out.

Yep. Never had any use for texting before. But for Craigs List, contacting the grown son or daughter, the wife that never answers (or can find) her phone-texting has its uses. Email is much the same. Use/access it when/if you want, but its handy to have it there.
Get a good weather app (or two).
Back up your pictures. They can/do get permanently lost if the phone goes shoes up and they are not backed up onto a SD card or at least email them to your self.

Thanks for the tips..

.  I've got a Galaxy S5 for Dummies book but I have no clue where I left it.  It's in the house somewhere...I think.

they have an app for that....

I can't find the app..

Galaxy S5.  I've got a smart phone and don't know how to use it....yet.  Basically I got it for the apps.  Not going to watch movies, prefer the large screen for that.  Ain't gonna listen to music.  Not going to get email on it.  I don't need to be in touch that bad and probably won't text either.  I've got a Galaxy S5 for Dummies book but I have no clue where I left it.  It's in the house somewhere...I think.

First One ?    Congrats.   Pick up a good case that extends in front so it gives some protection to the screen.   Oh yeah, don't drop it but enjoy it.

Got insurance on it and bought an Otterbox Defender case..  I can't tell you how many times I've dropped my previous phone.

I guess I shouldn't be so bad (or old) but they just upset me. I have a flip phone and it works. I can't even answer my wife's smart phone no buttons at all

Well, on those hot days you can put it under the kickstand to keep it from sinking in the asphalt.

Well, on those hot days you can put it under the kickstand to keep it from sinking in the asphalt.

Absolutely the best use I've heard so far. Maybe they have an alarm app that'll call you if someone lifts the bike off the stand. 

Here's a blast from the past:
http://conversations.nokia.com/2012/04/16/back-to-the-1980s-the-legendary-nokia-mobira-cityman-25-yrs-on/

I've got a smart phone and...

Somewhere something has frozen over or swine are flying. What's next?..going to wash the bike? 

And to think this is from someone in an administrative position.

I don't have a smart phone either but I do text on my dummy phone. It's a great way to keep up with my sons and grandsons.   

I washed it last Saturday, but that's it for the rest of the year.

I washed it last Saturday, but that's it for the rest of the year.

You washed your new phone?

Doesn't everyone?