No. There is no relation between single and gay. I love women from the neck down, but I got tired of the crap in their heads, their attitudes and telling me what to wear and what to eat and how to conduct myself. Every girlfriend I ever had wanted to be in control and kept telling me I needed to change and “get better”. I got fed up trading my handy-man skills and mechanical talents for mediocre sex, on her schedule, maybe. When the last one told me, after returning from her wack-o “church” meeting, “You know, there’s a lot to be said for a celibate marriage”, I knew I had to get out. When she told me, during a discussion, “You shouldn’t think that way”, I said “See ya in the funny papers”. NOBODY tells me how to think. That was July 1998. That’s why I have cats instead of girlfriends.
And now, back to the vacuum thread………………
Damn, that sounds more like a mother than a girlfriend. Except for the, you know, SEX. Or lack thereof...
