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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: MAN OF BLUES on June 16, 2018, 05:32:22 PM
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we all have done stoopid... don't lie.
someone caught it in a photo, and you have it... dig it up, digitize it, and post it..
I don't want to see a bunch of "generic i got this off the net" crap,
I want to see how many of you, actually have a sense of humor, and are willing to show everyone... kinda like "hold my beer" but actual photos...
who's first?
don't be chicken...
here's one from the 'morning after' a halloween party. pre zombie popularity, where I went as a zombie...can't find the actual "makeup" shot, but it was "theater quality professional" for certain ( did theater makeup for 3 colleges, and all thru high school..) and no, I'm not holding anything illegal.. just a Camel straight...
circa 80 sumpin' "twas a memorable night.."
took 2 days, a couple showers with hair conditioner, to remove the hair ratting, sprayed with hairsparay, to get my (then much darker) hair into a 'normal' state.
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I have done some pretty stupid things. But, thankfully, I have no photos to prove any. So, therefore, nothing ever happened....
(Like the time I gave myself a black eye by pulling on something too hard, straight at me, and it broke and my own fist flew right into my face; some lessons are learned the hard way).
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Around age 22-23 I attempted to race Moto-X in central Texas, mostly at a Lockhart TX Moto-X track. Definitely an under funded endeavor, where if a
3/8 axle spacer was needed, then two pieces of 3/8 square bar stock was clamped between two washers with the ends sticking out and wrapped with wire and tape.
Along similar lines, if a racing jersey was needed, a 25 cent Husqvarna heat transfer applique was ironed on a $2 K-Mart sweatshirt which was perforated with a modified paper punch.
(https://photos.smugmug.com/Other/Moto-Cross/i-QCqVcrg/0/75466109/L/MotoCross_740001_HDR-user_1-L.jpg)
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Years later, I was trying to look tough and outdoorsy while backpacking (again a K-Mart special backpack ::)) but I only succeeded in resembling a reject from the Village People.
(https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-BbXR5vp/0/ce3ee1a3/L/i-BbXR5vp-L.jpg)
I wish I could say that's the only two I have.....but at least I'm not sitting around in my BVDs.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :chugbeer: :hail: :thumbs: :banana
touche..
they weren't BVD's, was a bathing suit, I was going over to a neighbors to swim, in an 'attempt' to 'unglue' my hair... which didn't work.
man, that industrial strength hairspray my (at that time) wife used at her beauty shop was like super glue...
it's all in good fun, thanks,
happy father's day... :finger_fing11:
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Does running your fingers across a table saw blade count as stoooopid?
If not how about breaking your toe when the coffee table jumped out in front of your foot while chasing the cat through the living room?
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Does running your fingers across a table saw blade count as stoooopid?
Misdemeanor dumb according to my shop teacher in hi skool. If he asked 'what happened?', then you ran your other hand through the blade to demonstrate, that was often (and rightly) called felony stupid.
As to me, I did all my stoopid chit before the internet and camera fones were invented, if I ever did any stoopid chit at all. Back when pictures had to be developed (and printed) by Shenandoah Pharmacy or Browns Photography (if you wanted double prints for cheap).
BTW, feeling in my leg and fingers returning.
Rick
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Does running your fingers across a table saw blade count as stoooopid?
If not how about breaking your toe when the coffee table jumped out in front of your foot while chasing the cat through the living room?
So the coffee table was chasing the cat? Heck of Poltergeist if so.. I'd move.
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So the coffee table was chasing the cat? Heck of Poltergeist if so.. I'd move.
HAHA! Apparently the coffee table was chasing me....and it caught me. :'(
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My 25th birthday.
Got drunk at lunch time, then decided to shave my head.
10 disposable razors later I looked like this.
(http://gtr1000.com/graphics/photos/Scary%20Boomer.jpg)