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Offline VirginiaJim

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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2011, 12:27:44 PM »
The aliens just attacked in Virginia and they're not looking for sex..
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2011, 12:28:39 PM »
I like where this is going...   :o
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2011, 12:29:23 PM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on August 23, 2011, 12:27:44 PM
The aliens just attacked in Virginia and they're not looking for sex..

And just what do you know of alien sex hmmm?
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2011, 12:32:58 PM »
Probing, specifically, anal probing.   :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2011, 12:37:01 PM »
Quote from: MiniCog on August 23, 2011, 12:28:39 PM
I like where this is going...   :o

Quote from: MiniCog on August 23, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Probing, specifically, anal probing.   :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

I'm starting to wonder about you...

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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2011, 12:38:40 PM »
Quote from: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 12:37:01 PM
I'm starting to wonder about you...



I didn't really think about what I posted 5 minutes before I said that, did I?   :-X


The picture makes it that much better...   :rotflmao:
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2011, 04:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 09:45:18 AM
Like I said, I haven't watched it yet but to me that question is ludicrous! If they have the technology to travel the huge distances necessary to reach us, there's no way we'd have a chance against them.

Well, they might have a really liberal Supreme Court that interpreted their Second Amendment...    :cannon:
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2011, 05:08:36 AM »
Quote from: Outback_Jon on August 23, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
Well, they might have a really liberal Supreme Court that interpreted their Second Amendment...    :cannon:

trudat      :o
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2011, 03:47:26 PM »
The Aliens are here are ready..... they own most of America.....import most of their products  (which for the most part work better then our home grown versions, i.e motorcycles, cars, appliances (Italy)for us to buy but refuse to allow us to export to their country while they set up shop in ours. Dont get me wrong I don't disrespect free enterprise but play devils advocate and taking it to the extreme.... the Aliens (green cards or not) are here to stay~! The one thing that is heating up is the tempers on the unemployment line. So ......... NASA  (or someone in government who gives a crap) Fix it at home first before we worry about the entire EARTH. :) I am just saying  :-\
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2011, 03:51:25 PM »
Quote from: tidewatergirl on August 24, 2011, 03:47:26 PM
The Aliens are here are ready..... they own most of America.....import most of their products  (which for the most part work better then our home grown versions, i.e motorcycles, cars, appliances (Italy)for us to buy but refuse to allow us to export to their country while they set up shop in ours. Dont get me wrong I don't disrespect free enterprise but play devils advocate and taking it to the extreme.... the Aliens (green cards or not) are here to stay~! The one thing that is heating up is the tempers on the unemployment line. So ......... NASA  (or someone in government who gives a crap) Fix it at home first before we worry about the entire EARTH. :) I am just saying  :-\

As if...
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Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2011, 07:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Cholla on August 23, 2011, 10:41:06 AM
Sex becomes a chore because of marriage.

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I think you're doing it wrong then...
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