Well it finally happened. While getting ready this morning I took it off the centerstand and slid it forward so the luggage rack wouldn't hit a tree. In doing that the side stand flipped up and I slowly lowered the bike into a nice resting position on it's side, on my foot. Picked it up, checked it for broken bits, checked my foot for broken bits and continued on my way.
There should be a sensor that triggers an alarm. If the sidestand is up and there is no butt in the seat it should ding like a car door ajar. Maybe even a recorded voice.... " Don't be Stupid (ding!) "
Now I'm just wondering what will go away first, the pain in my foot or the damage to my pride.