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Title: Superbowl ticket
Post by: ZG on January 31, 2014, 09:27:53 PM

This older gentleman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl


As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He
asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was
sitting there.


"No," the man replied, The seat is empty."


"This is incredible" said the first man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting
event in the world and not use it?


The Second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the
first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in
1967."


"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"


The man shook his head. "No, They're all at the funeral."

Title: Re: Superbowl ticket
Post by: Snibbor on January 31, 2014, 10:05:30 PM

Awesome

Title: Re: Superbowl ticket
Post by: Rhino on February 01, 2014, 09:44:53 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Superbowl ticket
Post by: MrPepsi on February 04, 2014, 04:44:03 PM

Just came to post this one, figured I'd make sure, and here it is.