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Title: Sunburn
Post by: Rick Hall on July 10, 2016, 09:23:28 PM

Taking Viagra for my sunburn.
Doesn't cure it, but keeps the sheets off my legs.

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Deziner on July 10, 2016, 11:08:31 PM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM

An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM

Quote from: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM

An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?

You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: qman on July 16, 2016, 06:58:00 AM

Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM

You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

The only problem with that is you might shoot yourself in the head

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Conrad on July 16, 2016, 07:13:43 AM

Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM

You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

But do you still have to get out of bed first?

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Ron Dawg on July 16, 2016, 10:19:53 AM

Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM

You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

Gives your pillion an extra handhold.

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Hooligan on July 18, 2016, 11:07:14 PM

Quote from: Ron Dawg on July 16, 2016, 10:19:53 AM

Gives your pillion an extra handhold.

That's to say IF she can find it.....

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 19, 2016, 01:21:38 PM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Ron Dawg on July 19, 2016, 03:38:49 PM

Quote from: Hooligan on July 18, 2016, 11:07:14 PM

That's to say IF she can find it.....

Sounds like a personal problem to me... :banana

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Walker18 on July 19, 2016, 09:00:37 PM

I guess I read that wrong, I thought Hooligan was pointing out a South African problem.. Haven't heard of it in the states.. 

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Hooligan on July 19, 2016, 11:10:54 PM

Quote from: Walker18 on July 19, 2016, 09:00:37 PM

I guess I read that wrong, I thought Hooligan was pointing out a South African problem.. Haven't heard of it in the states.. 

Quote from: Ron Dawg on July 19, 2016, 03:38:49 PM

Sounds like a personal problem to me... :banana

Nah guys, you have it all wrong..... It doesn't get cold enough here to have that problem...

However, here they need to use both hands.... :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Conrad on July 20, 2016, 04:07:56 AM

Quote from: Hooligan on July 19, 2016, 11:10:54 PM

Nah guys, you have it all wrong..... It doesn't get cold enough here to have that problem...

However, here they need to use both hands.... :rotflmao:

Using one of these will free up both of those hands to help in the search...

(http://cdn.kk.org.s3.amazonaws.com/cooltools/2014/08/headmount.jpg)

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Deziner on July 20, 2016, 06:32:08 AM

Quote from: Conrad on July 20, 2016, 04:07:56 AM

Using one of these will free up both of those hands to help in the search...

(http://cdn.kk.org.s3.amazonaws.com/cooltools/2014/08/headmount.jpg)

Here you go, Hooligan, now you're all set.

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: gPink on July 20, 2016, 06:45:38 AM

If you need more help....

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Rhino on July 20, 2016, 07:45:26 AM

ouch

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Hooligan on July 20, 2016, 10:59:00 PM

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Nice try guys....

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Conrad on July 21, 2016, 04:21:53 AM

 :)

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Ron Dawg on July 21, 2016, 05:55:51 AM

That's some funny stuff. You guys are cracked! (...and I like it!)

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Bergmen on July 25, 2016, 06:42:33 PM

Quote from: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM

An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?

1) Makes lawyers taller.
2) Keeps old guys at the rest home from rolling out of bed.

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Walker18 on July 25, 2016, 08:14:14 PM

Towel rack

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Conrad on July 26, 2016, 05:08:24 AM

doughnut holder

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Deziner on July 26, 2016, 06:45:21 AM

Ring toss post

Title: Re: Sunburn
Post by: Conniesaki on July 26, 2016, 07:42:28 AM

Motorcycle emergency brake?  :o