Author Topic: Hi, I'm ZG, and I'm a farkleaholic... (Read 6579 times)

ZG · « **on:** July 02, 2011, 11:18:42 AM »

Oh my, when will it ever stop...

I just ordered up a Muzzys dual carbon fiber full system, PCV, and K&N... there goes another $2k...

This is going to be a long week waiting for it to all arrive...

C14PAINKILLER · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:35:18 AM »

If you had the BLUE one you wouldn't need to add all that stuff to make it faster.

Truth be told I'm jealous, well maybe one day I will get those farkles. Hey if I didn't make the drive to California this week I'd have the money, not like I would be around long enough to spend it though

Mister Tee · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:53:34 AM »

I'm not a farkle guy. Throttlemeister and GSG sliders don't count.

mikeboileau · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:13:39 PM »

You have to be when you have a black one.......

ZG · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:45:15 PM »

Quote from: mikeboileau on July 02, 2011, 12:13:39 PM

You have to be when you have a black one.......

Black = faster

Black with full Muzzys dual should =

okxd45 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Mister Tee on July 02, 2011, 11:53:34 AM

I'm not a farkle guy. Throttlemeister and GSG sliders don't count.

Not only am I bone stock, I don't even know what half of that stuff is! Besides with a 17 and 18yr old, there's no funds for it.......maybe when I'm old and gray!

Conhardcore · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:13:02 PM »

Quote from: ZG on July 02, 2011, 11:18:42 AM

Oh my, when will it ever stop...

I just ordered up a Muzzys dual carbon fiber full system, PCV, and K&N... there goes another $2k...

This is going to be a long week waiting for it to all arrive...

That is awesome. Your bike is gonna scream.

MrFurious · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:17:49 PM »

Sorry ZG, but it's time for an intervention. From this point forward, any and all farkles you order should be shipped directly to me to prevent you from continuing down this path of self-destruction and financial ruin. That said, here's a list of what I need:

XL Rear Rack
Helmet Lock Kit
Oxford Heated Grips
Rosta Cruise Control Kit
Corbin Seat
Cee Bailey's Headlight Protector
MC Enterprises Crash Bars (front and small rear)
Wolfman Expedition Dry Medium Duffle
Motocentric Mototrek 19 Tank Bag
Lifetime supply of new tires, rotors and brake pads

ZG · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:42:19 PM »

Quote from: MrFurious on July 02, 2011, 01:17:49 PM

Sorry ZG, but it's time for an intervention. From this point forward, any and all farkles you order should be shipped directly to me to prevent you from continuing down this path of self-destruction and financial ruin. That said, here's a list of what I need:

XL Rear Rack
Helmet Lock Kit
Oxford Heated Grips
Rosta Cruise Control Kit
Corbin Seat
Cee Bailey's Headlight Protector
MC Enterprises Crash Bars (front and small rear)
Wolfman Expedition Dry Medium Duffle
Motocentric Mototrek 19 Tank Bag
Lifetime supply of new tires, rotors and brake pads

Ok MrF fair enough, all future farkles I'll just list your address as the ship to... Can you send me your visa # too please??

MrFurious · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:04:36 PM »

Visa? I don't need no stinkin Visa...I'm a 'Merican Citizen!!!

ZG · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:11:10 PM »

Quote from: okxd45 on July 02, 2011, 12:51:55 PM

Not only am I bone stock, I don't even know what half of that stuff is! Besides with a 17 and 18yr old, there's no funds for it.......maybe when I'm old and gray!

I hear ya OKX, I have 15 & 17 year old girls.

I work way too much and have to travel far too much for work to not spend some of my $ on myself...

Plus, it's also in comparison too. Coming off a 10 year stint of spendy sports cars that I got out of when the economy took a dump, the cost of farkling a bike feels much less expensive to the pocket!

okxd45 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2011, 08:50:29 PM »

I probably just need a better job! Oh well, I should be grateful, in this economy, to have a decent job!

ZG · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:05:40 PM »

Quote from: okxd45 on July 02, 2011, 08:50:29 PM

I probably just need a better job! Oh well, I should be grateful, in this economy, to have a decent job!

I hear that, too true indeed!

IRULE · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:20:29 PM »

Quote from: ZG on July 02, 2011, 12:45:15 PM

Black = faster

Black with full Muzzys dual should =

Here we go again, let's just settle once in for all. BLACK bike is BETTER, FASTER and more BEAUTIFUL! Get it, got it, good.

just gone · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:55:41 PM »

Quote from: ZG on July 02, 2011, 12:45:15 PM

Black = faster

Black with full Muzzys dual should =

Quote from: IRULE on July 02, 2011, 11:20:29 PM

Here we go again, let's just settle once in for all. BLACK bike is BETTER, FASTER and more BEAUTIFUL! Get it, got it, good.

Hold on a second, there was a mistake in his (ZG's) calculatin', I made the proper corrections below.

Black = faster than most colors

Black with full Muzzys dual should* = the speed of a stock BLUE one.
(* almost)

C1xRider · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:53:08 AM »

ZG, Listen Carefully - It's Not A HARLEY! The C14 is a bike you can actually RIDE!

I really wish you hadn't bowed out on me today, I could have really used you out there, to save me from myself. I spent just under 11 hours in the saddle, with only 3 stops where I actually got off the bike (none longer than 10 minutes). All gas stops were 'gas and go' without getting off the bike.

I chased 2 deer off the road, discovered the C14 w/PR2's isn't stable in soft sand at all, encountered the biggest damn carpenter ants I've ever seen in my life - they were swarming all over the road and some were even flying! Who's crazy idea was it to make an ant that's body is over an inch long, then give it wings!!! The front of my bike is trashed. My visor had so many bug splatters on it, I could barely see through it when I got home. There was more, but I'm too tire right now to remember.

Wait, where was I? Oh yes, stop farkelizing the poor bike, and RIDE IT!

JetJock · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2011, 05:03:19 AM »

Quote from: okxd45 on July 02, 2011, 12:51:55 PM

Not only am I bone stock, I don't even know what half of that stuff is! Besides with a 17 and 18yr old, there's no funds for it.......maybe when I'm old and gray!

You have teenagers, so you should already be gray just from living with them.

Conrad · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:32:25 AM »

Quote from: ZG on July 02, 2011, 05:11:10 PM

I hear ya OKX, I have 15 & 17 year old girls.

My condolences ZG.

booger · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:53:36 AM »

The last bike I spent thousands on was a 09 KLR 650.

My C-14, well she don't need anything extra (except tail pack and go cruise). She's just fine as she is.

ZG · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:47:28 AM »

Quote from: C1xRider on July 03, 2011, 12:53:08 AM

I chased 2 deer off the road, discovered the C14 w/PR2's isn't stable in soft sand at all, encountered the biggest damn carpenter ants I've ever seen in my life - they were swarming all over the road and some were even flying! Who's crazy idea was it to make an ant that's body is over an inch long, then give it wings!!! The front of my bike is trashed. My visor had so many bug splatters on it, I could barely see through it when I got home. There was more, but I'm too tire right now to remember.

Sounds like some big ass flying ants Rob!!

Glad you were able to still go, we have my wife's sisters family here from Idaho for the long holiday weekend, couldn't have bailed out for a full day ride...

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Author Topic: Hi, I'm ZG, and I'm a farkleaholic... (Read 6579 times)