I haven't riden the bike yet just to be safe! I didn't notice any melting, steaming, or unpleasant odors being emitted by the bike as it adjusts to the cocktail mix!
Of course it was all a spoof. After I mixed the oils & thought how horrible it might seem to some of the oil fanatics!
I've flown over 8,000 hours as PIC of airplanes, owned numerous boats, airplanes, cars, pick-ups, & sell John Deere farm machinery in order to fund the stated things (nearly 30 years) & have never seen an engine fail due to the wrong kind of oil. I do know that engines don't run very long when run out of oil ( or having no oil put in in the first place!)
Heck, I used John Deere oil for 30,000 miles in my FJR without any issues...okay it did get a hankerin' to try pulling a plow now & then.
Your replies have been great!