No, really: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/nightclub-shuts-down-woman-rides-214856785.html

Ah yes, like the start of so many jokes..... a bikini- clad woman on a horse rides into a nightclub..... Apparently the horse was 'spooked', which I am taking to mean it was an 'assault horse'. No idea on the horse's size, so I do not know if it was 'high capacity' or not.

I certainly hope someone introduces legislation to stop this kind of reckless, abhorrent behavior!

Brian