Some people are stupid!

[Rhino]

You would think that even 2 brain cells would go: "wonder what those flashing lights ahead are... maybe it would be better to put the front wheel down.." Apparently this guy doesn't even have 2 brain cells.

http://youtu.be/C3BDdmWtRZA

[jettawreck]

And was stupid enough to document his own stupidity for use against him in the coming charges.

[just gone]

I think after his helmet came off he tried to hit the officer with it.
I enjoyed how as the helmet came to rest it rocked back and forth in a "No" gesture sort of silently implying " unh unh UNHHHHa, you in trouble now boy, I tried to warn you but no you had to listen to all your dimwit friends."

[wally_games]

I'm not so sure there are two full brain cells among the whole bunch.

[Strawboss]

Well, you can't chase them, you can't restrain them, you can't taze them, you can't billyclub them, you can't shoot them even if they are shooting at you, you can't arrest them, you can't detain them, so, no, they aren't stupid at all, they know the rules and they have no fear.

[VirginiaJim]

When someone is watching...

[MAN OF BLUES]

this is another idiot, riding with them.....
yeah, id shoot him....

http://youtu.be/145N68nh4m0

[VirginiaJim]

+1...twice for good measure.

[B.D.F.]

I think us motorcyclists should have Tee shirts made that say "Front wheel up: Don't shoot!".

Brian

Well, you can't chase them, you can't restrain them, you can't taze them, you can't billyclub them, you can't shoot them even if they are shooting at you, you can't arrest them, you can't detain them, so, no, they aren't stupid at all, they know the rules and they have no fear.

[MAN OF BLUES]

Just as any device can malfunction, a fuel nozzzzle can also, had them do this twice in 40+ years, where they stuck "on".... luckily it wasnt while fueling my bikes.. but as i never could figure a way to pump gas into my truck while sitting warm and cosey inside the cab, it wasn't an issue....

last year i had the fun of watching a soccer mom stick a nozzle in her minivan, and while intently doing her cell phone thing, watched as the nozzle shutoff failed.... before i could slap the big red shutoff button by the pump, she dumped almost 10 gallons in the bay.... nice... the most annoying thing was when she began arguing with the person inside, about not wanting to pay for the dumped fuel.... all the while still talking on the phone... i had a hard time resisting grabbing the phone, smashing it on the ground, and biotch slapping her...  restraint is everything, i would have been in jail for sure...

I did tell her if she did'nt shut up, pay, and get going, i would go out and flick a cig butt into the gas under her car...

the gas station lady thanked me when the idiot left

[Conrad]

You would think that even 2 brain cells would go: "wonder what those flashing lights ahead are... maybe it would be better to put the front wheel down.." Apparently this guy doesn't even have 2 brain cells.

http://youtu.be/C3BDdmWtRZA

I see why the cop is so pissed off. Check out the front of his shirt when he gets out of the cruiser. Looks like when the bike hit the back of his car he spilled his coffee and dropped his doughnut.   

I'm kidding! These asshats on bikes don't have two brain cells between the lot of them.

[B.D.F.]

Methinks mayhaps you gots the wrong thread here Rich. Maybe the one you wanted to post this is is "#lovewins"?

Brian

Just as any device can malfunction, a fuel nozzzzle can also, had them do this twice in 40+ years, where they stuck "on".... luckily it wasnt while fueling my bikes.. but as i never could figure a way to pump gas into my truck while sitting warm and cosey inside the cab, it wasn't an issue....

last year i had the fun of watching a soccer mom stick a nozzle in her minivan, and while intently doing her cell phone thing, watched as the nozzle shutoff failed.... before i could slap the big red shutoff button by the pump, she dumped almost 10 gallons in the bay.... nice... the most annoying thing was when she began arguing with the person inside, about not wanting to pay for the dumped fuel.... all the while still talking on the phone... i had a hard time resisting grabbing the phone, smashing it on the ground, and biotch slapping her...  restraint is everything, i would have been in jail for sure...

I did tell her if she did'nt shut up, pay, and get going, i would go out and flick a cig butt into the gas under her car...

the gas station lady thanked me when the idiot left

[Conrad]

Methinks mayhaps you gots the wrong thread here Rich. Maybe the one you wanted to post this is is "#lovewins"?

Brian

 

[Strawboss]

Hey Rich, try walking up to someone who has called 911 and attempt to talk to them in the course of doing your job. The last one who took her finger and held it up for me to "pause" when I asked her what the "emergency" is was the last to do that. If this happens now, I ask once nicely for them to kindly hang up and turn the phone off, they do not get a second chance for me to be nice. Amazing, well, not so much anymore, peoples definition of rudeness and stupidity. I guess I can say that without stupid people, I would not have a job, so I should stop complaining.

[VirginiaJim]

True..

[MAN OF BLUES]

Methinks mayhaps you gots the wrong thread here Rich. Maybe the one you wanted to post this is is "#lovewins"?

Brian

hey, play nice.....

and yes, my mistake, little bit of a mixup on my part...  p.u.i.
 

[B.D.F.]

Hey, I was playing nice. And I was trying to be helpful too- if you are not sure where something goes, stick it in the #lovewins thread.

Yep, there is a joke in there but it may take some assembly.

 

Brian

hey, play nice.....

and yes, my mistake, little bit of a mixup on my part...  p.u.i.