Traveling slow in the left passing lane should be outlawed in Virginia..
There should be a law that if your dog barks and snarls at me just for walking by your house on the public street I should be able to bark back using a megaphone.
It should be a law that prisons be made from the plastic packaging in which the last USB drive I purchased was entombed.
No one would ever escape.
Fortunately the fire department is down the street and had adequate resources to free the device.