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My Dream Girl
« on: September 08, 2015, 09:19:21 PM »
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2015, 10:03:58 PM »
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now this is a woman I could go for.  A real "gun lover" and cute, too!

http://www.komonews.com/news/national/Woman-discovered-to-have-fully-loaded-gun-in-her-vagina-during-traffic-stop-325770121.html

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I'm guessing it could double as a chastity belt.
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2015, 10:53:46 PM »
So when they say 'hammerless so it will not snag on clothing', they do not mean just clothing?

And of course it just had to be Texas.... the land of big cars, big rivers, big land, big.... well, I could go on.  :yikes:

And of course this finally explains why it takes women longer to get ready to go out.

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Now this is a woman I could go for.  A real "gun lover" and cute, too!

http://www.komonews.com/news/national/Woman-discovered-to-have-fully-loaded-gun-in-her-vagina-during-traffic-stop-325770121.html
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 04:45:26 AM »
The woman of your dreams you say? Nightmares right?
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 06:02:59 AM »
The part of the story I find strange is possession in a "drug free" zone.  Does that mean it is OK to possess in a 'drug' zone?
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2015, 09:23:01 AM »
The part of the story I find strange is possession in a "drug free" zone.  Does that mean it is OK to possess in a 'drug' zone?

Well, that's not the only part of that story that's "strange" Wow! Not that I'm going to, but where do you start? That should be lots of material for the late night shows.
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2015, 09:25:13 AM »
OK... so when she says your 9 inch Glock is too short, is that really demeaning?   :o
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2015, 09:44:10 AM »
C'mon guys! It was only a .22 after all.    :o
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2015, 12:20:17 PM »
A new way to get your rocks (shot) off.   ;D

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2015, 12:37:21 PM »
True enough- it would be truly impressive if it was a Browning M2 for example.

 :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: and of course,  :shoot:

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C'mon guys! It was only a .22 after all.    :o
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2015, 02:06:59 PM »
True enough- it would be truly impressive if it was a Browning M2 for example.

 :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: and of course,  :shoot:

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she could handle that one too, she just didn;t want to walk a wee bit slower.
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2015, 03:52:01 PM »
Now boys, let's not go off half-cocked over this gal.

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2015, 03:52:44 PM »
And..."Shooting your load" has a brand new meaning now.

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2015, 06:02:42 PM »
I think she would have to grow longer legs.....

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I can pick one up but I either have to wrap my lower arm around it or use two hands.

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she could handle that one too, she just didn;t want to walk a wee bit slower.
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2015, 11:35:36 PM »
C'mon guys! It was only a .22 after all.    :o

a mere "pee shooter" by gun standards...

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2015, 03:41:30 AM »
a mere "pee shooter" by gun standards...

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2015, 03:53:16 AM »
"Hands Heads Up...Don't Shoot"


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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2015, 06:05:56 AM »
Her BF told her it only had a 8" barrel.  Must have been fun at the fitting in the gun shop.

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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2015, 06:10:56 AM »
Yeah, and sometimes the gun shop folks get sick of wiping fingerprints off the merchandise.  :o

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Her BF told her it only had a 8" barrel.  Must have been fun at the fitting in the gun shop.
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Re: My Dream Girl
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2015, 07:45:19 PM »
Now this is a woman I could go for.  A real "gun lover" and cute, too!

http://www.komonews.com/news/national/Woman-discovered-to-have-fully-loaded-gun-in-her-vagina-during-traffic-stop-325770121.html

Confucius say " A gun in the hand is not better than one in the bush"