Some time back, over a year ago, I was checking out my stuff at Safeway. A guy wearing an eye patch walked past, and the little twinkie gal (maybe 16 years old or so) who was bagging groceries said something like, “That guy has a cool pirate patch.” The checker lady, about my age (middle aged), stared at the twinkie and said, “Honey, that’s not a pirate patch. He wears that because he’s only got one eye.” The twinkie says, “Eeewwww, why would he do that?”
Simply astounding.