Here is a new post your own...(sorta like roll your own but not illegal)

Post funny things that you would make a law to enforce...REMEMBER this is all for fun so please don't get too serious...

I'll start.....



It should be a law that....Mt. Dew only comes in green glass bottles...with a little hillbilly on the front...

It should be made into law that I always have the right of way.

There should be a law that there won't be anymore new laws....  then they can start enforcing the ones that already exist 

There should be a law declaring RC Cola officially better than Coke and Pepsi.

Haha, but only if it costs $0.90!  WTH am I supposed to do with that dime!

My law:
All ambulances should be able to have automatic paintball guns.  Don't pull to the right and stop for a light vehicle, you get marked.  That way when we see you the next time, we'll know to go around. 

There should be a law: No member of congress can be a lawyer.

Traveling slow in the left passing lane should be outlawed in Virginia..

Traveling slow in the left passing lane should be outlawed in Virginia..

It is in Georgia but it isn't enforced 

It should be a law that the president is elected BY THE PEOPLE....not the electorial vote...

That would work if the People were not voting themselves my money.

It should be a law that if you're rich enough to own a NFL or Major League baseball team, that you have to pay for your own damn stadiums.

It should be a law that once you enter a place of business, any business, restaurant, store ETC. all cell phones must be turned OFF!! 

There should be a law that if your dog barks and snarls at me just for walking by your house on the public street I should be able to bark back using a megaphone.

It should be a law that prisons be made from the plastic packaging in which the last USB drive I purchased was entombed. 

No one would ever escape. 

Fortunately the fire department is down the street and had adequate resources to free the device.

There should be a law that if your dog barks and snarls at me just for walking by your house on the public street I should be able to bark back using a megaphone.

+1

They recently made it a law here in Illinois that you are not allowed to use a cell phone while driving in a work zone. Good law and I can understand why we need this law, distracted drivers in a work zone are not good. So Illinois is admitting that talking on a cell while driving is distracting. I guess it's ok to drive distracted outside of a work zone eh?

Make it a law, no cell use while driving! Too many drivers have a hard enough time just driving, stick a cell to the sides of their heads and it's a disaster waiting to happen.

It should be made a law that any citizen can stop any car whose tinted windows hide the owner blaring obnoxious bass tones to music that can be heard more than 5 feet away from the car.  Once stopped, the driver must leave the car and walk home to his mother's house to explain why he was being a pest to 'normal' people.  While he, or her, walks home, said citizen can verbally, or physically, abuse the car to the same degree, or more, as the music disturbed everyone in a one block radius.  Weapons of mass destruction are not allowed to be used in this abuse, nor any firearm, unless it was taken from said driver who is now walking home.

Also, if the tinted windows of the offending vehicle must be broken to reveal the driver, do so thoroughly.  So be it.

Not that I have been thinking about this noise issue for some time...

It should be a law that prisons be made from the plastic packaging in which the last USB drive I purchased was entombed. 

No one would ever escape. 

Fortunately the fire department is down the street and had adequate resources to free the device.

 

How true!

Dan

It should be made a law that if you eat a donut in the breakroom, you have to eat the whole thing.

It should be a law that if you make a law that it should apply to you too.