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Offline stevewfl

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I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« on: November 07, 2013, 11:52:47 PM »
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Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.


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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 09:50:22 AM »
 :)


Keeper!  :thumbs: :thumbs:

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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 11:48:58 AM »
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Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.




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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 12:09:01 PM »
Are we talking about a real lawn mower or is that a euphemism for a 'Hardley'?

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Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.



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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 01:04:57 PM »
I'm not a big fan of Kawasaki's  ;D

Its a real lawn mower "21 HP Craftsman" with a miniature "brush guard" on the front and all. Know of anyone looking for one cheap
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 03:37:03 PM »
Does it have a whip?
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 03:59:00 PM »
Does it have a whip?



I can equipment the lawn mower with one just for you sir
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 04:57:31 PM »
Definitely a keeper

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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2013, 05:50:59 PM »
I call BS.  Unless of course she will be cutting the grass ;D

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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2013, 06:08:47 PM »
Not married yet, eh? :stirpot:
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2013, 07:43:59 PM »
+1
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 08:19:10 PM »
Not married yet, eh? :stirpot:

uhmmm    if i had any sense i probably would be  :D
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 08:42:33 PM »
Wait a minute.  Didn't I just see a bike for sale?  Is that one of the 5 in your garage?  LOL!
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2013, 08:53:37 PM »
Wait a minute.  Didn't I just see a bike for sale?  Is that one of the 5 in your garage?  LOL!

Yeah that trip is off the bucket list and bike is being sold.  But the lawn mower has been sold  and being picked up Fri night!  So now I'll really have the room  ;D
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2013, 08:55:56 PM »
Yeah that trip is off the bucket list and bike is being sold.  But the lawn mower has been sold  and being picked up Fri night!  So now I'll really have the room  ;D
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Re: I suspect Teressa is a keeper...
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2013, 09:28:09 PM »
Something ORANGE ?

Yeah dat, orange and requires frequent oil changes and a trailer for any distance at all  :D
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