For some strange reason, I don't think this dorf was doing it because he needed food... I think he just enjoyed it...
With that said, he should have been using that McD's special sauce as a lube... everyone in the world knows that Vasoline will deteriorate a condome in like 2 minutes..
Don't they?
I dunno, but as a stud muffin from the 70's, forced to figure out the condom thing, id have to assume so,
Its a scarey thought, looking at some hot chick, after the performance, and realizing all you are wearing is a rubber band...was it good for you? Have a cig and run...
Ahh the essence of being young...
Hey you Hosers, you better hope he don't get a job at Tony Horten's when he gets outta jail, eh....oh....what a knob... koooo loooookoookoooo kooooo loookukooo
Hey... get offfa me, yer crushin' my smokes , eh..
Just Kidding George, please don't take offense, but I'm sure you see the humor in that...