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Title: Speak German?
Post by: Cholla on May 24, 2011, 01:42:34 PM

In Mason, TX there is a large German speaking population. One day a farmer was walking down a country road and saw a man drinking from the farmer's pond with his hand.
The farmer said, "Trink da Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da reingeschissen".
(Translation:"Don't drink the water the cows have s**t in it".

The man said: I'm from New York and I'm down here campaigning for President Obama's health care plan.Could you please speak English, I can't understand you".

The farmer replied, "Use two hands, you'll get more water".

Title: Re: Speak German?
Post by: ZG on May 24, 2011, 06:23:24 PM

 :rotflmao:     :thumbs:

Title: Re: Speak German?
Post by: Snibbor on May 24, 2011, 06:46:40 PM

Nice 8)