Ah, it is OK Conrad, you are in good company. Frank Lloyd Wright put some really odd, extremely low toilets in Falling Water back in the 1930's. Seriously- they are about 7" or 8" off the floor and they look like one would just about have to lay down to use one. Some idea along a similar line to your Unicorn device, something about straightening the.... er, 'tract' out while 'using' it resulted in better.... er, 'use'. They look uncomfortable at best, unusable at worst and I gotta' say, I would imagine when boys used them (in mode 1) they would make an absolute mess of the floor, your shoes, the walls, etc.
Now we all know Mr. Wright was an uber- genius and could do no wrong but really, I think he was kinda' dumb as geniuses go.... even dumb by normal standards. So do the engineers working on trying to minimize the leaking roofs and prevent the entire structure from crumbling 'cause it was designed so badly in the first place. But cool toilets.... in a lay- down, wacky sort of way.
Brian
Thanks for your concern guys. I've been self medicating and I'm working on the dosage... 
