Everybody wants to tell you what you shouldn't eat. Where's the list of replacements? And I know they're not gonna taste as good, but I'd like to see the list anyway ... cuz I can't survive on spinach and water.
Popeye could. ggggg ggg ggg gggggg gah....
hey, way back butter was bad..... eat margerine... oops, now thets bad, go back to eating butter....
coffe's bad for ya mmmmmmkayyy.... oh wait, coffe in moderation is good now... whuuuut?
oh, eat freshwaterbfish... mmm kayyyy...... oh wait, freshwater fish are all contaminated with PCB's and maercury... you can only eat it twice a month....
sounds like a tampon commercial.... to me...
hmmmm red wine causes cancer..... but today, a glass of red wine offers metabolites and good things... wowo...
sniffing glue was bad.. always.... sniffing glue is still bad, so is paint fumes and hightest gasoline... oh, wait, we have no more Sunoco 260 to sniff...
drat.
let's go out, dig forest rat holes, live in them gnawing roots....
food for thought... "modern(I.e those that walknupright) have opposing thumbs... why?
so we can use cuttlery to slice up red meat and eat it.. in masive quantities...
oh, and also so we can hold primitive sticks, and club baby seals....... and eat them also.... mmmmmm blubber.....
any questions?