*Even out of costume, he's still the most mysterious person at the masquerade ball.
*He has successfully grown candy corn.
*His scarecrow also works on tax collectors and traveling salesmen.
*The last time he bobbed for apples, he got a three pound lobster.
*He can also scare the pants back on to you.
*When he watches the cauldron, it boils faster.
*His tricks are also treats.
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