I upgraded yesterday.  Gas mileage went up 10mpg and now it does 130 mph in third.

I use pigs blood in my bikes and they will fly.   

Is it April 1st?

and now it does 130 mph in third

  Didn't it already???   

I got similar results when I changed my tires to bacon.

my bike did the same thing when I put one variable geometry turbo charger on each cylinder.

I'm sure that the boiling point for goat's blood is under 100 degrees F. so you better change it every 10 miles or the engine may lock on you.

my bike did the same thing when I put one variable geometry turbo charger on each cylinder.

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