This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo for an assortment of weapons I own
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a tall ,absolutely drop-dead gorgeous blonde in heels and Daisy Dukes was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya'll got?"