Okay, I admit that I don't detail my bikes often enough. I once had a license plate frame that stated "Riders ride, posers polish." I generally just don't worry about it, if you ride every day you can't keep them immaculate, at least I can't. My windshield is clean, isn't that what matters? But she was looking a little rough so I spent 2 dollars at the car wash and knocked the critters and major dirt off, and my wife wrote it down on the calender.