Those are no regular balls, those are
assault balls with high capacity
maga.... impact!
Maybe they would be safer if they did not sell them in pairs? Then it would take two people to clack their balls together.... nah, still sounds dangerous. Clearly some type of regulation is needed here.
But I have to say that a lot of amusing lines must have come out of all of that.... Hey Johnny, how did you break that tooth? I was playing with my balls when one of them hit me in the mouth.
Dr., is there anything we can do to prevent little Jimmy from getting lumps on his head? Yes, make him wear a helmet when he plays with his balls.
Timmy, what is that loud noise in the living room? It's just my balls banging together Mom.
Ad nauseum
Brian
not only did your arms get bruised horribly, but kids lost a lot of teeth, had knots on their heads, and tons of stuff got broken....
they were banned from my school
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