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Mish mash => Open Forum => Topic started by: Deziner on December 04, 2014, 04:11:55 PM
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I believe Jennifer Aniston should be one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors
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I believe that we should get rid of the IRS and have a federal sales tax on a sliding scale.
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"I believe I'll have another drink".
W.C. Fields
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I believe I'll drink to that!
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I believe...you're drunk. :chugbeer:
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IS there anything that Jim doesn't drink to?
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I don't believe so.....
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Steve Martin:
Oh sure, it's easy to stand out here and jump around and try and be a...
wild and crazy guy. I think there's more to entertaining than that, and
that's why right now, I would like to talk about [voice deepens
melodramatically, emphasizing each word] what I believe.
[Gentle string music begins to play and continues in background;
imagine any one of a number of TV shows or movies where a character
begins to make an impassioned but completely phony speech while his
cohorts begin to hum "America the Beautiful" and you have the idea.]
What I believe:
I believe in rainbows, and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe
in the family: Mom, and Dad, and Grandma, and Uncle Todd, who waves
his penis.
And I believe in 8 of the Ten Commandments, and I believe in going to
church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.
And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and
natural things that money can buy.
And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs",
"jugs", "winnebagos", or "golden bozos". And you should only refer to
them as "hooters".
And I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so
you can look up her dress.
And I believe in equality, equality for everyone, no matter how stupid
they are, or how much better I am than they are.
And people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots
are stealing my luggage.
And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story, one-bedroom
apartment.
And I believe that the "Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought
with guns.
And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once
was: an arctic region, covered with ice.
And I believe the United States should all foreigners in this country,
provided they can speak our native language: Apache.
And lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you are listening to right now.
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Steve Martin:
And lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you are listening to right now.
Tell that to the voices in my head..
I believe...you're drunk. :chugbeer:
Possibly, but it's early yet.
IS there anything that Jim doesn't drink to?
No.
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I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.
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ESA?
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ESA?
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I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.
Do you believe in unicorns too?
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I believe "resentment is like drinking poison and wishing your enemy would die" ;D
- (per Nelson Mandela)
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How can you Believe... if in the middle of the word Believe, is the word "lie"? :o
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How can you Believe... if in the middle of the word Believe, is the word "lie"? :o
all...righty then...... let's spell it: beeleave ;D
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If "believe" doesn't work for you, how about "Of the opinion" ? I.E. I am of the opinion there are far too many stupid people creating stupid children.
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Do you believe in unicorns too?
As a matter of fact I do. Why? ;D
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I believe if I stated my thoughts on what I really believe, this topic would either be locked or head straight to the arena! :-X
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I do believe in ghosts...
http://www.maam.org/php/xcart/F-4-Phantom-I-Do-Believe-In-Ghosts-Front-Back-Print-T-Shirt-p-16720.html (http://www.maam.org/php/xcart/F-4-Phantom-I-Do-Believe-In-Ghosts-Front-Back-Print-T-Shirt-p-16720.html)
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I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.
AY don't forget the heated seat! =)
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I believe if I stated my thoughts on what I really believe, this topic would either be locked or head straight to the arena! :-X
:)
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If "believe" doesn't work for you, how about "Of the opinion" ? I.E. I am of the opinion there are far too many stupid people creating stupid children.
Sadly, I am of the opinion that Deziner is 100% correct. :(
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Sadly, I am of the opinion that Deziner is 100% correct. :(
148,000 so far today, as of 8:20 Eastern time...lol. (Although I can't tell you how many will actually be stupid...lol).
Third row down...and you'll notice the deaths so far today are trailing quite far behind the births;).
http://www.worldometers.info/ (http://www.worldometers.info/)
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148,000 so far today, as of 8:20 Eastern time...lol. (Although I can't tell you how many will actually be stupid...lol).
Third row down...and you'll notice the deaths so far today are trailing quite far behind the births;).
http://www.worldometers.info/ (http://www.worldometers.info/)
Where's the Four Horseman when you need them?
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Where's the Four Horseman when you need them?
The world can't end today Mr. Pink, it's already tomorrow in Australia...lol.
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Have you checked to see if Au is still there?
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Have you checked to see if Au is still there?
Ya know, I could walk down to the beach and take a look....but since the stupid earth is round (or so they say) I won't be able to see...lol.
However, I DO believe it is.
As for Jennifer Aniston being a flavor of ice cream?....well, I hadn't considered that before, but while we're on THAT topic, I wouldn't mind seeing a flavor board with all the women from Law & Order over the years...lol, I'd balance so many scoops on that cone I'd make you a believer!
What were we talking about again? :o
Rem 8)
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148,000 so far today, as of 8:20 Eastern time...lol. (Although I can't tell you how many will actually be stupid...lol).
At least 74,000...
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I believe if gas prices keep falling, I'm going to buy a 454 Chevelle for a commuter car;).
The price of gas dropped 26 cents a gallon in one shot here yesterday...brings us down to about $4 bucks now.
You guys will be at $2 bucks in the states in no time;).
Rem
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I believe the damn Saudis are trying to kill the oil boom.
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I believe the damn Saudis are trying to kill the oil boom.
No joke there Gar...that's a fact, and they aren't even pretending not to. When you're exporting 30 million barrels of oil a day, every dollar per barrel counts doesn't it?...lol.
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No joke there Gar...that's a fact, and they aren't even pretending not to. When you're exporting 30 million barrels of oil a day, every dollar per barrel counts doesn't it?...lol.
$30 mil here, $30 mil there, next thing you know, we're talk about REAL money.
As for Jennifer Aniston being a flavor of ice cream?....well, I hadn't considered that before, but while we're on THAT topic, I wouldn't mind seeing a flavor board with all the women from Law & Order over the years...lol, I'd balance so many scoops on that cone I'd make you a believer!
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What were we talking about again? :o
Rem 8)
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It will go up again and it will go up faster than it went down....
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I believe if I stated my thoughts on what I really believe, this topic would either be locked or head straight to the arena! :-X
I believe we could be related.
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I don't think Dean knows you very well... :rotflmao:
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In our P.C. world, I believe that is true of the vast majority of us. Only those who hate the right things are allowed to voice that hatred; hate the wrong thing, voice the thought and that person is a pariah. Now it has gotten to the point where merely voicing the truth (actual truth; verifiable facts) is a truly detestable thing if that truth does not fit the 'correct' and current vision of the truth.
“I speak the truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare; and I dare a little more as I grow older.”
― Michel de Montaigne
Brian
I believe if I stated my thoughts on what I really believe, this topic would either be locked or head straight to the arena! :-X
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Where's the Four Horseman when you need them?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :thumbs:
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I believe I'll disbelieve the expected life (22+ years) of an LED bulb from Sylvania with only a 5 year warranty on the box.
Update: Failed after less than a week. Called Sylvania and they are shipping me another one.
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I believe that 22+ may be in dog years...
I believe I'll disbelieve the expected life (22+ years) of an LED bulb from Sylvania with only a 5 year warranty on the box.
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I don't believe much more than the things I say out loud when it's just me in my helmet. If only I could jot down those pearls of wisdom(nonsense) while riding....
'OMG the war in the Holy Land is all about the tourism industry!' is a recent example.....
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I don't believe much more than the things I say out loud when it's just me in my helmet. If only I could jot down those pearls of wisdom(nonsense) while riding....
'OMG the war in the Holy Land is all about the tourism industry!' is a recent example.....
Is there a time when it's more than just you in your helmet? ;)
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I certainly can identify with that.
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I don't believe much more than the things I say out loud when it's just me in my helmet. If only I could jot down those pearls of wisdom(nonsense) while riding....
'OMG the war in the Holy Land is all about the tourism industry!' is a recent example.....
Is your helmet lined with tinfoil? ;)
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I don't believe much more than the things I say out loud when it's just me in my helmet. If only I could jot down those pearls of wisdom(nonsense) while riding....
'OMG the war in the Holy Land is all about the tourism industry!' isBBC a recent example.....
I believe a high quality stereo in my helmet is in EVERYONE'S best interest. The voices on the radio help to drown out the voices in my head.
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Thanks a lot Conrad. Now I'm going to always be sneaking up on my helmet before putting it on. My philosophies and karaoke voice are mine alone - but it does sometimes smell like burnt shrubbery in there - wait, could be my upper lip...
Rubberdown, great name, lucky lady! Rubberupanddown - they like that too! I've scoured the forum, called Murph and checked Twisted Throttle. Nothin on tin foil....I'll call Shoei and see if my old Multitec is prefoiled from the factory.
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...that the tin foil hat myth was started by the NSA.
http://freethoughtpolice.com/2014/10/21/tinfoil-hat-study-turns-you-into-mind-control-antenna/ (http://freethoughtpolice.com/2014/10/21/tinfoil-hat-study-turns-you-into-mind-control-antenna/)
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Well, all I can say is that I'm glad there are others who hear voices in their heads.
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I believe a high quality stereo in my helmet is in EVERYONE'S best interest. The voices on the radio help to drown out the voices in my head.
Not so fast there buddy boy. Sometimes those voices have good ideas! :)
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Thanks a lot Conrad. Now I'm going to always be sneaking up on my helmet before putting it on. My philosophies and karaoke voice are mine alone - but it does sometimes smell like burnt shrubbery in there - wait, could be my upper lip...
Rubberdown, great name, lucky lady! Rubberupanddown - they like that too! I've scoured the forum, called Murph and checked Twisted Throttle. Nothin on tin foil....I'll call Shoei and see if my old Multitec is prefoiled from the factory.
:rotflmao:
+1 on the upper lip...
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Not so fast there buddy boy. Sometimes those voices have good ideas! :)
Sorry, Conrad, but i can only speak for myself. Trust me, no good will come of me llistening to the voices in MY head. 3 letter gov't agencies would become involved if I paid any mind to the little guys that talk to me.....
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I believe that, from a business standpoint, Sony did the right thing by not releasing "The Interview" in theaters.
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They had no choice. The large movie house concerns said that they wouldn't show it. They essentially lost their outlets unless they offer it up via DVD or streaming. I believe that they did the wrong thing. On a happier note, North Korea had large outages (all two routers) on their Internet access.
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I believe "The Interview" was destined to be a total box office flop and relegated to 1 am showings on obscure cable channels until the NORK's breathed life into it. Now as soon as its available on Netflix or whatever, people will watch it just to spite them.
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They had no choice. The large movie house concerns said that they wouldn't show it. They essentially lost their outlets unless they offer it up via DVD or streaming. I believe that they did the wrong thing. On a happier note, North Korea had large outages (all two routers) on their Internet access.
Power outage and the back-up batteries were dead.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081029210343/starwars/images/6/6e/Supervolt.jpg)
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I believe "The Interview" was destined to be a total box office flop and relegated to 1 am showings on obscure cable channels until the NORK's breathed life into it. Now as soon as its available on Netflix or whatever, people will watch it just to spite them.
I probably wouldn't have given it the time of day and now I have to see it. Very clever marketing if you ask me.
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I probably wouldn't have given it the time of day and now I have to see it. Very clever marketing if you ask me.
Exactly! :thumbs:
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Just a few points for the Norks to make note of
1. If you need a translator to get mad about something, it probably isn't that important.
2. If you tell an American that they shouldn't watch something, it virtually guarantees the will watch it.
3. Until you can build a decent automobile and/or put a man in the moon, as a country, you nneedto shut the hell up. (Make a note of that, France.)
4. You will not be considered a real country until your citizens have unfettered acesss to vehicles that are capable of speeds in excess of 150 mph. (When some other country puts man on the moon, I'll consider using metric units of speed. Until then.....)