I used to go to sites to find "good gas", gave that up... but T/P locators are just not right.. when I was last at Harbor Freight, I did pick up a couple boxes of those "blue" paper shop rags.. the mega size boxed rolls.. man, when you wet them with warm water, they are super soft, and really nice to wipe with... not kidding, a single sheet, will remove all the "Klingons" no problemo... they are better than anything I've ever dragged across my old butt...
can't flush them tho, because I have a septic system, which works great, if not "messed up"... but... I have a bazillion plastic shopping bags, from the years, that were outlawed in January here in Ohio.. nice.... so, I can just toss them in da' bag, and into the rubbish... and smile with a really clean baby butt...
Oh, and I did shave my face really clean and smooth, makes it much easier to "wash"... I might just do the same to my butt.... (but, I ain't using MY razor... I'll use my wife's....)
how many times did I say "but"..?