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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: tweeter55 on February 24, 2018, 07:37:56 PM
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While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :chugbeer: :goodpost: :hail: :finger_fing11:
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:rotflmao:
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Was your bike ok? Gotta keep your priorities straight!!! :thumbs:
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:rotflmao: I'd tell my wife that joke but I would need to be wearing a helmet to fend off her fists.
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:rotflmao: I didn't see that coming.
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:rotflmao: I'd tell my wife that joke but I would need to be wearing a helmet to fend off her fists.
I know with 100% certainty what wife's reasponse to this would be.
I'd get the eye roll and she'd say that 'men are pigs'.
She's right of course.
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Last October my wife was riding a 250cc Kymco scooter and I was behind her on my Suzuki DR650. I have no idea why but she went down and ended up in the ditch on the side of the road. Only 10 mph or so but got scraped up and broke her ankle. I'm really glad I was there. But my point is that I know for a fact she would not find this funny in the least and I really hope she is not secretly monitoring this site.
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Secret monitoring is why I choose my words Very carefully.
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Last October my wife was riding a 250cc Kymco scooter and I was behind her on my Suzuki DR650. I have no idea why but she went down and ended up in the ditch on the side of the road. Only 10 mph or so but got scraped up and broke her ankle. I'm really glad I was there. But my point is that I know for a fact she would not find this funny in the least and I really hope she is not secretly monitoring this site.
there's nothing secret about my monitoring sweetheart mine :)
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:hail: :rotflmao: Welcome to the forum. Have you been to the Arena?
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there's nothing secret about my monitoring sweetheart mine :)
Welcome!
Yes, please do visit the Arena in order to see what your hubby is REALLY up to. :banghead:
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Welcome!
Yes, please do visit the Arena in order to see what your hubby is REALLY up to. :banghead:
She would wonder why I'm not MORE adamant about guns and freedom. ;)
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Please post video of Mr. & Mrs. Rhino doing the secret handshake to access the arena. Bonus points if a complicated routine, NBA style. Double bonus points if performed with the aplomb and nonchalance of say, Lebron James. ::)
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Have your boys fun... Sauron's eye is watching. And yes, I'm being cryptic for a reason. I'm not amused.
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Blink Sauron, blink. No need to unleash the fury. Or am I thinking of Shiva's eye.......
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Have your boys fun... Sauron's eye is watching. And yes, I'm being cryptic for a reason. I'm not amused.
Cryptic you say? They have medication for that.
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Yep. I feel much better now.
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I had a feeling that you would.