So let me get this straight...instead of drinking the beer (which to me would be the wisest of choices), they use it to lubricate a slide? What state is this in.....Iowa? That's the state with all the corn in it, right? So what do they do with the corn liquor?
That would be Ohio, GP. Trust me, not all the beer is being used to slide on. And as an added bonus, the later in the day, the fewer the clothes being worn by the participants.