Well well... I see the GANG is all here. And I am, of course, surprised, by that! No, really - I never expected it...
Now you are telling ME how my bike runs, without ever having seen it... You are telling me my carbs are not clean, without ever having seem them... Indeed, you do know a lot - an AWFUL lot. The Russians are experimenting with remote viewing. Looks like they found their guys!
You may not know it, but I do time travel
I can go back to the night you cats (and I have trouble with this next word) THOUGHT all this up.
(The screen fades to black, then comes back in sepia tone. A bunch of drunken, stupid rednecks sit around a table, sniffing glue, and quaffing brew...)
"...Hey, ya know, this new internet thing... we just might be able to use it, to get more business for the shop."
"Naw."
"No, really. We will go onto these... forum things, and we will take them over! We will be the experts, on the concours bike. We will convince Mr. Rich Business Man that he needs to... have his carbs rebuilt..."
He is interrupted "Naw. All they gotta do is put some sea foam in the tank."
"Well, yeah, but THEY don't know that! We'll con the little coins, right of their pockets. We'll go to all the rallies and we'll act like the goodest 'ol boys, that ever was. We'll give some stuff to the club, every once in a while and, after they're BOUGHT, they won't give us any trouble... LISTEN - we can end up OWNING the place and make a lot of money, at the same time!"
And you are right. W.C. fields was right, too, when he said, "There's a SUCKER, born every minute."
The thing that just might be beyond your meager abilities is, there are intelligent people, watching this; people who can actually put 2 and 2 together, and get 4. And that's about all it takes, in this case! Your choices and actions seem illogical, UNTIL your motives are deduced .) And that takes about 0 minutes - roflmao!
No, really - I am a bad, BAD man, and I slander these... fine, upright gentlemen, because... uh, what's in it for me? And they gang up on me, whenever I make the slightest peep, because... well, because I am raining, on their parade; because I'm saying things like "I cleaned the carbs on the bike and now they work great" and they can't HAVE that...
Every tough guy finds out there is somebody tougher, real quick. And every con artist finds someone their line of BS does not convince. So be good sports about it, guys - after all, nobody bats a thousand and there will always be a bazillion stupid people, for you to prey upon.
Oh, and I didn't set you up. Seriously. I would never do that. It just HAPPENED this way...
But, no matter - all you gotta do is have one of your droogs to delete this post and your "secret" ROFLMAO! will be safe...