Oh no, I really mean the dummy.... the one with the arm up his.... well, you know.
Man, if I had one o' dem thingies, I could have all kinds of fun; taste testing at restaurants, asking directions, looking up ladies' skirts, etc., etc. ad nauseum.
OFFTOPIC (yeah, like that was not already the case): long time ago, I was at a wedding and there were disposable cameras on top of the tables. I really did not know what they were for but assumed they were for people who forgot their own cameras (in other words, the person who took the photos kept the camera). Nope, it was for the people getting married..... unfortunately. Now while most people take their wedding photos above the table, I find it much more interesting to take my photos under the table. First of all, it is very amusing when the whole tablecloth lights up and no one knows why or what happened. And then of course there are the photos. Well, I got a little feedback from my photography: apparently I caught some old man scratching, some old woman who's thigh- highs.... were not and a couple of others. Great stuff.
Brian
You're laughing and toasting Brian, but you really don't know which one he's referring to...