Yeah, its an oldie but a goodie!
While working at the Guinness brewery, Seamus slips and falls in a vat of Guinness where he eventually drowns.
Ethan comes round to Seamus' widow's house to give her the bad news.
"I'm terribly sorry Katie but I'm afraid I've bad news. There was a bit of an accident at the brewery. Your dear Seamus didn't make it. I'm sorry."
Katie cried and cried and after a few minutes stopped sobbing long enough to ask, "How'd it happen Ethan?"
He told her of how Seamus slipped and fell into a vat of Guinness and eventually drowned to which Katie said, "Well if he had to go, at least he went fairly quickly."
"Well", said Ethan, "Not really. He got out to pee three times."
