Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. After the autopsy, the coroner calls the police to tell them
what happened to the victims.....
The Coroner tells the Inspector:
'First body: an Italian, age 60, died of heart failure while making love with his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
..
'Second body: Scotsman, age 25, won 10 thousand bucks on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
.
.
The Inspector asks, 'What about the third body?'
.
'Ahhhhhh......,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Jim Bob Ray....
Redneck...., age 30,...... struck by lightning.'
'Why the heck is smiling then?
' inquires the Inspector.
Says the coroner.... 'He thought he was having his picture taken'.
