For the wise, yet frugal planner I am offering free retirement advice. It has been sadi if we pool our resources together we can reach our retirement goals an estimated 5 years earlier.
If you had purchased $1,000 in shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000
in shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A
recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the
gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!