A giraffe walks into a bar and lays down on the floor and goes to sleep.
A patron walks in asks for a beer... he then notices and points at the giraffe, looks at the blonde barmaid and asks,
"What's that lyin' there for"?
The blonde barmaid says,
(ready?)
"That's not a lion, that's a giraffe".
Did I cover animals, women, and beer?