That's right... CDC Linky. 

I saw this the other day. Funny People will prepare for Zombies but not Hurricanes.... cuz Zombies are For Realz

Sooo... Nowhere in the article is any information on how to dispatch zombies. Are we supposed to call 911. What if the cops have been zombied? Who ya gonna call? Just like the FedGov not to give us the tools to protect ourselves. When guns are outlawed only zombies will have guns. Maybe it's a conspiracy. Nothing would be better for the Gov than if we were all good little zombies shopping at Walmart and watching wrestling on the tube. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Zombie repellent:

i was running the KY mtn. roads hard and I got lost. I ended up at butcher holler', and Loretta lynn's childhood home was slam full of zombies.

It's too late...all the zombies are in D.C..

Rob Zombie excepted.

In full anticipation of this event I bought a KLR, the Connie, she aint so friendly off road   All available water containers are filled, gas cans and tanks are full, and I have a coupla cases of MREs.  Also well stocked on ammo, powder, primers, and projectiles.
Bring it on, this born again pagan is ready

rule #1...cardio

rule #4....double tap....


the rest are here, sorta..
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_16631.html


zombies rock, they explode soo kewl.....


favorite zombie?


ROB ZOMBIE...OF COURSE...


OTHER RULES?
"Cardio"[7]
"Double tap"[8] ("Ziploc bags" in a deleted scene)[7]
"Beware of bathrooms"[7][9]
"Wear seatbelts"[7]
"Cast iron skillet"
"Travel light"
"Get a kickass partner"
"Bounty paper towels"
"Bowling Ball"
"(Don't) be a hero"[10]
"Limber up"
"21 Avoid strip clubs"
"When in doubt, know your way out"
"The buddy system"
"Check the back seat"[11]
"Enjoy the little things"[12]
"Swiss army knife"
"34 Clean socks"
"48 Hygiene"[13]

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock (Ziploc bags)
24 Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick (Must be baseball bat, crowbar, axe, baton etc)
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife