And what a great way to answer the age- old question- What do you do for a living?
1) I collect used condoms and sort them by color and size.
2) I work in QC of a condom recycling plant (I leave the specifics of the exact job to your imagination).
3) I am in charge of collecting used condoms at the local pharmacy.
4) I keep track of condom recycling so that we never recycle any particular one more than 17 times.
5) I work in a brothel and every other week, I am in charge of recycling the condoms. On odd weeks, I get the better job of cleaning the toilets.
6) Now that we are recycling condoms, I am in charge of 'retrieving' any 'lost' condoms'.
..... I am not out of ideas but they are starting to lose their dignity from here.
To be honest, I do believe it. When one realizes that 70% of the world population doesn't use toilet paper, boiled rubber's being reused just doesn't seem that far out.
Question is, how many red light houses was this woman collecting from to get that many used ones?